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Paket ID: com.appfab.jokes.police
950 Police jokes love them, hate them or are one These jokes are for you.Love them, hate them or are one These jokes are for you.Over 950 of the best jokes about the long arm of the law.Think youre funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upsetNew jokes added weeklySubmit your own joke for inclusion in the app. Move to SD card android 2.2 only.This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the appShare with SMSEmailRandom joke buttonHold the left arrow to go back to the startHold the right arrow to go to the endLink to developers other apps in the marketChange the size of the textChange the color of the textChange the style of the textChange the backgroundRate the appExamples of what39;s inside jokes are not censored in the app:quot;A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What39;s the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.Man gives his wife a dirty look Cop: I39;m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.Man: Broken tail light? I didn39;t know about a broken tail lightWife: Oh Harry, you39;ve known about that tail light for weeks.Man gives his wife a dirty look.Cop: I39;m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.Man: Shut your mouth, womanCop: Ma39;am, does your husband always talk to you this way?Wife: No, only when he39;s drunk.quot;quot;A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered,quot;It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD.quot;The drunk promptly fainted.The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded quot;I39;ve always wanted to do that.quot;quot;quot;What do you call a crow that joins the police?A rookie.quot;quot;NEWSFLASH An Old english Sheep dog has been found hanging from a tree in the Southern states of the USA.The police say the Dulux Klan did it. quot;quot;Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: quot;Two Prostitutes 50.00.quot;A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they39;d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: quot;JESUS SAVES.quot;One of the girls asked the officer, quot;How come you don39;t stop them?quot;quot;Well, that39;s a little different,quot; the officer smiled. quot;Their sign pertains to religion.quot;The following day, the same police officer noticed the same two hos driving around with a large sign on their car.He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:quot;Two Fallen AngelsSeeking Peter 50.quot;quot;N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.